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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings! This Sasquatch had one job: dress like a bear, collect some candy and act completely innocent. Unfortunately, his disguise is terrible and his candy-stealing plan is even worse.
The front features a guilty-looking Sasquatch in a homemade bear costume with the words “Relax… I’m Just a Bear.” Turn around for the adult punchline: “Bear My Ass… I Came for the Candy.” Finished with a bold Happy Halloween sleeve design, this orange hoodie was made for anyone who likes Sasquatch, Halloween and humour with a little attitude.
Perfect for Halloween parties, handing out candy, fall adventures, cryptid lovers and anyone determined to wear the funniest hoodie in the room.
Please review the attached size guide before ordering.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Relax, I’m Just a Bear Funny Sasquatch Halloween Hoodie
$80.50
The front features a guilty-looking Sasquatch in a homemade bear costume with the words “Relax… I’m Just a Bear.” Turn around for the adult punchline: “Bear My Ass… I Came for the Candy.” Finished with a bold Happy Halloween sleeve design, this orange hoodie was made for anyone who likes Sasquatch, Halloween and humour with a little attitude.
Perfect for Halloween parties, handing out candy, fall adventures, cryptid lovers and anyone determined to wear the funniest hoodie in the room.
Please review the attached size guide before ordering.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |